“Local purveyors of meat and dairy are being urged to remove any signage that may further provoke a gang of self proclaimed militant vegan purists that are currently preying upon the small independant farming establishments dotted throughout the English countryside.
In a statement received today by the Home Office the purported leaders of the faction are quoted as saying, ‘We are properly armed and determined to sacrifice human lives wherever necessary to ensure a future in which the human animal is strictly grass fed, and all cultivated livestock has been released to once again roam the free range.’”
This is my response tho the photo prompt provided By Crispina Kemp On Crimson’s Creative Challenge #57
Thru Violet's Lentz 
Human animal is grass fed!!! Good one Violet. 👍
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Having lived among some pretty militant vegans when I was in California, I can honestly say I would not put it past them. Thank you Sadje..
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That is pretty strong sentiment.
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in our zeal to uphold an ideology we cannot see our folly, oh and how we look so silly. I totally loved your piece here.
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Loved it, J. OTT, and loaded with cynical humour. 🙂
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I thought Free Range was better. Better for the animals and safer to eat. I’m not Vegan but seems to make sense and better for all concerned. Nice write though 😊
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This was intended to be tongue in cheek, although I have found myself in conversation that make such behaviors seem not all that impossible… Thanks for reading, Jen.
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You have a lot more experience than I do. Well written Vi 🙂
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I know a lot of vegetarians and a few vegans, but I’ve never run across a militant or belligerent vegan.
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I am human, not an animal. As a human I like to eat certain animals to nourish my human body……..as long as I don’t have to look in their eyes.
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Those vegans are quite the lot, aren’t they?
Pain in our arse at the golf club, tell you what!
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I don’t deny anyone their right to eat what they choose as long as they do it at the dinner table-and not on a soap box…
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Exactomundo! Live and let live… or eat and let eat!
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Ha ha! That made me smile 🙂 I can just imagine that happening back in the UK, but very definitely not in South Africa when veganism is almost unheard of.
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