There was once a princess from Poughkeepsie,
Who went in for a li’l nip and tuck, see?
Instead of lifting her breast
they lowered the rest
Now her boobies are where her knees, should be.
This was written for Chelsea’s Terrible Poetry Contest– before I read the directions. Instead of taking off on an existing nursery rhyme, I kind of picked up on the aftermath of nursing… Or something like that… Anyways….