They call him Crabby Appleton
Tho’ his given name is Gerard
He holds no degree
from any university
He came up fast and hard.
Born just a common sewer rat
He learned at quite a young age
that slipping through cracks
and dealing out wacks
meant spending some time in ‘the cage’.
“There’s got to be a better way!”
He’d exclaimed to his man, Hench
upon his last release
for the quick cut and fleece
of some love birds on a park bench.
On a lark he decided on cracking a book
A thick one, filled chuck full of laws
twas there that he learned
a guy wouldn’t get burned
if he had him a slick set of jaws.
He caught a ride, straight out of the street
and into the house on the hill
by catching some wind
that a senator’d sinned
By messing round with some Judges, Jill.
From there the sky was the limit
as he had made all the proper connects
he won every election
as the only selection
For public servants who value their necks.
So, Vote for Crabby Appleton
Throw in with the self-saving lot
he smiles and he waves
an’ sends men to their graves
as he scales the electoral crab pot.
Written for Chelsea Ann Owens Terrible Poetry Contest, the topic this week is vermin politics, or something kinda’ close to that..
7 thoughts on “Crab Pot”
Great fun, with some great lines. Though in my opinion, that second verse bests the rest. 🙂
sounds like too many we know … well written!
Spot on, Violet!
This was a closer contender this time; you even somewhat went with the prompt. 🙂 I liked it quite well.
LOL!! that is if you fancy crustaceans distant relatives of the rodent family… But I did use a rodent-y type word….. 😉
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I decided it worked. 🙂