
“I was asked just recently if I had heard anything about whatever became of Cinderella’s fairy godmother. It was funny really, because I had just heard last week that she was still going strong at 1298. I guess that isn’t all that impressive of an age if you are a fairy godmother, but frankly, I had no idea she was that old.”
“Last time I saw her, she looked amazing. I mean, sure she had that grandmotherly look about her, but on her, it was marvelous!”
“I asked her what she’d been up to and she said she had been busy with a new client, and somehow or another the case evolved into a family affair, and it just snowballed from there.”
“At first I was just listening politely, smiling and responding in all the right places, you know like we do when we are listening to an old person rattle on about things that are important to them but have no bearing on our own lives? And then something she said about the degree of difficulty she had encountered in choosing the right shape shifting rodent to use when the stepfather requested to be sexually reassigned, and well- let me tell you, my mind went all Kardasian!”
“I mean it all started out with Kim, right? And well, her rear end is nothing if it’s not super natural! I mean isn’t it? And then the whole family affair thing, with Khloe this, and Kourtney that, and all the exes, beaus and babies? Put that together with Bruce, or Caitlyn or whatever she’s calling herself these days and- be honest- wouldn’t you? Go all Kardashian I mean?”
“Turns out, I heard her all wrong and what she said was the stepfather was charged with sexual harassment, which definitely fits with the shape shifting rodent part a lot better! But, girl please!”
“All I can say is it must be hard to find decent work as a fairy godmother these days!”
Written for Sue Vincent’s Thursday photo prompt #writephoto beyond
😀 Indeed.
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Lol! A fairy godmother would be in high demand , that is if people believed her.
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I think they would be in great demand, and would love to have one myself.
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Yup, me too
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You know…. the old girl ought to take up quilting. I mean, pumpkins, rodents, odd families, strange relationships and the princes who inevitably disappoint. What is the use in it all? No one cares anymore. Netflix doesn’t return calls and the tabloids show no interest. Time to pack it all into a Winnebago and tour the country.
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OK. But you have to break the news to her….
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Another great story! 😀 ❤
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Thanks, WWJ.
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Oh that’s so funny! You gave be a proper belly laugh.
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So glad you enjoyed it, Chris.
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It had been a long time not reading about the fairy god mother and it was nice knowing what became of her! 😁😁
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She had to be somewhere! Thanks, Ramyani.
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Hahaha, fairy godmother is not in demand. But I guess everyone is interested in My Little Pony…lol. great story!
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If she is available, I’d love to have her!
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Buahahahaha…. Nice!
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Thanks, Kevin.
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Always my pleasure!
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Woah… I go and stop paying attention to those people and suddenly everything goes off the rails! This was an entertaining and amusing read.
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I think proof of a fairy godmothers intervention would make them much more interesting. Thanks, Barry.
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Love it. And isn’t it great that *fairy* is no longer a loaded word? 🙂
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Yes, it is, Crispina. It was just never grandiose enough to aptly describe any of the amazing queens I’ve known.
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Yea, I’ve known some glorious ones. 🙂
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I’m sure I could find her a job or two 😉
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Me too! Thanks, Sue for the inspiration.
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🙂
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I love the voice in this, Violet. Yes, indeed. Things have changed for fairy godmothers over 1200 years or so. They still come in handy though. 😀
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If you come across one that’s looking for work…..
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Reblogged this on anita dawes and jaye marie.
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This is just what I needed today. Thank you 😊
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Glad to oblige, NZ.
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Violet, you wrote a great story, what imagination you have. Loving the humour and laughs you give us.
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Thank you Helene. Just don’t tune in tomorrow as the fare is not as laugh friendly.
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Haha, you are such a dear one. I love all your writing.
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Hahaha – the Kardashians are into waaaay blacker magic than that!
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You’re probably right!
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Omigosh I am killing myself laughing here. Violet, you are a riot!
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Well at least I am not a public nuisance anymore!
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Awww why not? 😉
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I got a good guffaw out of this one. You have a gift, dear Violet! Keep it up.
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Thank you Eugenia. I am really trying to bring more humor to my life.
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I think we can all use more humor in our lives.
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fab writing darling, we all had a great laugh but sadly you nailed the attitude to the elderly!
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You are the only one that caught that ,Kate. It is so ingrained in our society I think some believe it acceptable.. so sad.
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that blatant disregard when they have so much to offer, it’s our loss Violet!
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Enchanting. I have a whole book somewhere on ‘altered’ classics. A bit different take on the play “Into the Woods” but similar feel. Fractured Fairy Tales was a feature on the cartoon ‘Bullwinkle and Rocky the Flying Squirrel’ when I was younger 🙂
Keeping track of the rich and famous isn’t something on my radar. But I did read in the news that Kane… put on a kind of revival spiritualistic concert the other day. More oddness to the madness.
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So odd, that I wonder sometimes if they have some otherwordly influences….
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