
After ten turbulent years with Gavin, and a particularly ugly
break-up, Alicia posted an ad on a local Free or For Sale
website that read as follows:
Gameboys, Playboys, Playstation too
Trojans, Lifestyles, a couple Astroglide Lubes
Room keys, Poker chips, Cuban cigars
A worn out black book, Some marked playing cards
Shot glasses, Growlers, Screw caps from cheap wine
Pasties, G-strings and Garters Ā -none of them mine
Lipstick stained collars, fur lined restraints
Innumerable receipts for splits of champagne
Credit card bills for jewels I never owned
And a black cat named Scooter- all free to a good home.
Written for Friday Fictioneers
Ha, some good stuff in there and some… not so good š I hope all his mates see the ad and know what he’s done.
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Thanks, draliman, even if they don’t she’s just as rid of him. Thanks for stopping by!
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Bookmarked. I have bookmarked your poem because I am delighted with its approach to the topic of love’s betrayal. By talking about the ex-lover’s objects, you seem to me to accomplish a wonderful thing. You do not impose on the reader any subtle obligation to become judgmental. I find judgmentalism to be a form of emotional pollution, and I love how free your poem is of it. Your poem thus allows me to more clearly see and feel the suffering the woman must have felt. Thank you so much for sharing it.
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Thank you, Paul for your kind words. I like the way you think. Welcome, your thoughts are always welcome here..
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What a warm and kind welcome! Thank you!
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Sounds like a good deal to me.
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I’m sure she’d get takers for the many of the items she offered! Thanks for stopping by and commenting.
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Very witty – I love your list – such a clever way to suggest a life that’s moving on. The last line is just right. Including the cat of course.
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Thanks, WWM, so glad you enjoyed it.
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the last line made me smile, she’s my kind of girl, no bitterness, her sense of humour is the sign of her strength, oh i don’t like cats either.
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Lol poor kitty, belonging to a guy who seems disloyal and unreliable!
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I know right?
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Lol!!! š¤£
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I like some of those inclusions. They say so much about the former boyfriend. š
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I think they paint an accurate picture of why their relationship was turbulent… Thank you, Crispina.
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I agree. An accurate picture. I recently challenged a 17 year old friend who has just published her first collection to indirectly describe her boyfriend via people’s reactions to him. Easy to think you’re doing it when you’re not. At first she kept coming up with reactions that said nothing to distinguish him from one zillion other men. Indirect descriptions of people can be quite tricky. You certainly pulled this one off masterfully, though.
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Thank you, Paul.
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Violet, I just visited some of your other posts. I like how your mind works. I’ll be back. š
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Why, thank you Linda. I welcome you and will be honored to share with you this little window to my world.
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So… Condition? Are we talking used?
This us very creative and well done. I felt a Dr. Seuss kind of flow, which I loved mixed with fur-lined restraints.
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Lol!! I’m assuming many of them are well used. I’ll leave which ones to your imagination š
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Please don’t. Sometimes my imagination gets weird.
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He sounds like the kind of catch a woman should run away from.
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he sure does! thanks for stopping by
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This is so much kinder than the break-up of my neighbours where the stuff was just piled up outside… Love the list although I think maybe she should have kept the cat. š
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I agree, it could have been much worse, but not nearly as fun!
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Such a delightful use of the prompt. Very inventive, Violet.
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Thank you Jade. I had fun with this one.
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Ha! Ha! Nice one. There are couple of true stories that go like this, including one of a British Radio DJ whose long suffering wife put his Lotus Esprit Turbo sports car for sale on eBay. It went for 90 pence, a shame really, I would have paid a pound for it.
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It is a rather fun form of revenge…. Thanks for stopping by!
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Dear Violet,
Some of those things on the list made me snort and choke. Life with Gavin was “interesting.” Well done.
Shalom,
Rochelle
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Thank you, Rochelle. Isn’t it amazing how much we learned about Gavin without ever discussing him?
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it looks like he’s trash including those he left behind. except for the cat, of course. š
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Judging solely on what he’s left behind, you could be right. Thanks for dropping by.
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She should have kept the cat out of spite. The final no more “pussy” š.
Fun read!
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LOL!!!! that’s a good one!!
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An interesting rhyme, but excellent and fun to read through.
Have you published that book yet?
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Thanks, Chelsea and no, I was too busy yesterday… hehehe
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Well, publish one today. š
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A story of an affair, told through eBay. I’ll take the cat… Good idea.
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When can you pick him up? Thank you Sandra.
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Clever take.I’m not surprised she’s left him. The dirty rat.
Also, I hope she hasn’t been emotionally damaged. ten years of that can hurt.
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You are so right, Patrick..
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Good riddance. Wonderful verse on the detritus left behind by a scoundrel.
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Thank you. I appreciate you stopping by to let me know it worked for you.
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That’s fantastic, Violet! Love that list of shameful things – what a scoundrel the ex is. Really enjoyed this one
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Thank you, Lynn. it was a lot of fun to write.
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Great revenge – shame about the cat, though!
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Thank you, Liz. There have been a few requests for the cat !! hahaha
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A list telling a story
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Or at least painting a picture of her ex…
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I love this, Violet. It does double-duty – by writing out all the things she’s getting rid of, she is purging not only his junk but her feelings and emotions are being let go at the same time!
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You are so right. I hadn’t thought of that aspect, I was concentrating on painting a picture of Gavin without speaking directly of him. Thank you Dale for mentioning it.
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Which you did. Brilliantly.
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Thank you Dale!
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Violet, totally off-topic here. I want to make sure you hear about the unconventional poetry prompt and challenge on my blog now. Naturally, you should feel no obligation whatsoever to take up the challenge. It’s only that I want to make sure that you, of all poets and authors, hear about it, and thus have the option to pursue it if you wish. The details are here:
https://cafephilos.blog/2019/03/09/pauls-poetry-prompt-for-boys-girls-and-them-that-be-wild-or-domestic-animals/
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She might get a taker for the cat. Not so sure about Gavin.
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I have to agree with you there! Thanks for stopping by.
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I suspect the cat will find someone quickly. The guy? She may just have to set him out on the curb and hope someone picks him up š
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I think he’s just gonna get left on the curb. Thanks for stopping by!
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A Dr. Seuss post
where you gave it your most
She’s happy to be rid of him and his junk
Time to live; no time for funk.
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You are the second one who made reference to Dr Suess, I never thought of it when I wrote it, but I have to agree as I reread. Clever verse!
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Lol hahaha this is very clever. I think well gotten rid of
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I have to agree!
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Can you pick and choose what you want from the list? Or do you have to take it all or nothing? š
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Pick away Iain!! Thanks for dropping in!
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lol classy bust up, feels like she is well rid of him! Love the rhyming in this š
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Thank you Kate.
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great writing
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I bet the cat has some good stories to tell. š
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I’m sure he does!! Thanks, Eugenia!
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