I once knew a girl
Named Mary McGrath
Who’d do anything
To avoid taking a bath
She’d run and she’d hide
She’d slip and she’d slither
Till her father was fit
And her mom in a dither
A brown crust it settled
Between the cracks in her toes
Wax dried in her ears
And snots in her nose.
Her hair a birds nest
Even fleas would avoid
Her breath so atrocious
Even dogs were annoyed
This went on for years
Her games and her ploys
Till one day she grew up
and discovered boys!
Well that changed it all
Today she couldn’t be neater
All plaited and pressed
And she smells so much sweeter!
This was written for Chelsea Ann Owens Terrible Poetry Contest.
Eew, smelly-rific! Excellent entry.
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Excellent.
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Nice one. 🙂
And I’ve seen this happen once or twice. 🙂
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Wow! I like your mind Violet. Where did that come from. It reminded me of my junior school. I grew up in a very slummy area of East London. We had a health nurse visit the school twice a year to inspect us. I remember she wanted to inspect our feet and so we all lined up taking our shoes and socks off awaiting inspection. The boy in front of me had to literally peel his socks off his feet and he stunk to high heaven. He had probably not removed them for weeks. Some images just never leave your mind.
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That’s not an image, that’s a nightmare!
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Thank you Len. It won me the terrible poetry contest this week so I’m thinking we’re not the only ones with memories like this
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I love it. It does happen!
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I guess that just proves my theory that everybody loves a dirty little girl…. Thank you !
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Congratulations! You’re the winner!
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Chelsea!!!! I’m in Alaska on vacation !!! I am awed and humbled to be crowned most terrible poet this week! You Rock!
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😀 You did all the work.
Enjoy your vacation!
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I love this!! I know a little girl who has some of those same issues! 😂
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This was awesome. No wonder you won. 🙂 Congrats!!!
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Thank you D.!
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I’ve been reading a lot of Shel Silverstein poetry, and this actually reminded me of his work. 🙂
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Terrific nursery rhyme, Violet. I know my young grandsons will love it when I read it to them! Congratulations on being this week’s winner.
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I do think kids will get a kick out of it. Thank you for sharing it with me Molly.
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Great terrible poem!
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